What is GrooveGrade?
The Unpaid Hype Man (and Truth-Teller) of Festival Culture
Think of us as Rotten Tomatoes for festivals—if Rotten Tomatoes was run by pissed-off ravers and industry whistleblowers. We’re here to cut through the corporate festival hype with two types of brutally honest scores:
🍎 "Our Score" (The Red Apple)
Certified truth bombs from the trenches
These ratings come from our accredited rebels:
- Industry pros (the ones who know where bodies are buried)
- Festival veterans (50+ fests under their belt, zero patience for BS)
- Media critics (who actually leave the VIP section)
Trained to dissect everything from sound quality to safety hazards, their reviews are the gold standard—no influencer fluff, no sponsor-friendly lies.
🍏 "Your Score" (The Green Apple)
The people’s verdict
This is where YOU hold festivals accountable. The collective roar of the crowd—raw, unfiltered, and powered by thousands of real attendee reviews. Love a fest? Praise it. Got scammed? Expose it.
✨ GG Certified (Coming Soon)
The unicorn stamp
A rare badge for festivals that actually walk their talk. Think: mind-blowing vibes, flawless logistics, and zero hidden fees. These are the events we’ll fight to protect.
🔥 The Phoenix Badge (Future Plans)
For festivals that rise from their own ashes
Screwed up last year? Fixed your act? This badge honors organizers who listen, adapt, and earn back trust. (Not in play yet—but corporate fests should already be sweating.)
Why This Matters
Festival tickets cost $500+. You deserve to know if you’re buying magic or a migraine. GrooveGrade arms you with:
- Transparency (No more "vibes-based" reviews)
- Power (Your voice forces festivals to change)
- Community (Find your tribe, ditch the scams)
TL;DR: We’re the anti-hype machine. Join us.